Charmin-Ultra: Don't Squeeze Me

Quoted fromlukai09 - 2009.6 老闆的婚禮

我老公挺愛做菜的。今天他做的是墨西哥牛肉玉米捲餅。

常常聽人家說商業界很現實，如果你不踩別人的屍體往上爬，你就會被別人踩到腳底。

自己也天真的認為待在學術界這種情形應該比較不會這麼嚴重吧，但是這些年的經驗卻讓我深深體會，學術界不僅現實，更是勢利。

在克羅埃西亞的第一餐

A couple days ago, one of our adult pickup soccer team players commented how men don't talk about their personal life. His example was that he only learned about one of his baseketball teammate's last name after three years. I asked what they talked about then before or after their games. Nothing. He replied. We just play. We just don't talk about what we do outside of the baseketball court.

This morning, my son, being only almost 9 years old, showed the stereotype of men. He wanted me to buy the same jeans that one of his best friends wore because they were more comfortable. I suggested that he asked his friend where we could get the same jeans. He replied, "But that is weird to ask my friend about jeans. We are boys. Boys don't talk about stuff like that!"

最近一口氣訂閱了大量的部落格來細細品嘗，隱隱覺的體內寫作的動力又蠢蠢欲動了起來。

今晚，耳機裡放著 Gymnopedie，只差沒泡一杯香濃的咖啡（明天不想死的話），好想好想就這樣一直寫下去.....

Wedding details have to wait. Honeymoon first!

Croatia: Dubrovnik

我從來沒去過冰宮溜冰，是因為小阿姨曾告訴我，有次他去溜冰，看到一個女生重心不穩摔倒在冰上，剛好湊巧有一列溜接龍的人們從旁而來，硬生生從這女孩伸出的手滑切過去。帶這列接龍溜過之後，冰上只剩四根手指。

我游泳下水前一定不喝汽水，而在學跳水時，我也很小心的不讓肚子直接啪的一下倒到水面。這是因為小舅舅說他同學喝完汽水跳進水裡，由於肚子充滿了氣體，在極大的衝擊下，他的肚子竟然爆開了！！！

我家兒子是個超害羞的小男生。很不喜歡別人把焦點放在他身上。我最近想盡辦法要他學ㄧ學如何當個小紳士。為此我還為他及他的朋友辦了一場 Secret Agent party (以後再寫）。

他不喜歡 dress up，也不喜歡梳頭髮。他最喜歡的頭髮樣式是像哈利波特的一頭亂髮。上次為了他頭髮長蝨子被我強迫剪三分頭, 他氣我氣到不跟我說話。連我結婚時，他也不肯穿西裝。皮鞋穿到典禮為止就又換回他最喜歡的布希鞋。

This morning, I rushed Calum and left the house 5 minutes earlier than usual because I had to be at a 9 am meeting. As usual, he took his time getting ready and complaining about how uncomfortable his snowpants were. After we got out the house, he kicked snow, picked up ice, and just wandering....strolling....

I almost had to push and drag him to hurry up. I also explained that I had to be at a meeting where the assistant provost came to meet everyone at the Center and how important it was for me to be in the office on time.