Charmin-Ultra: Don't Squeeze Me

I have started the divorce process.
Step 1: Search for an attorney.
Of course, I googled it.
I found a guy who graduated from Northwestern accounting major.
I guess coming from the same school somehow makes us connected.
Step 2: Fill out the free evalutation on line.
It was totally a trap. It was just a way to get you email to this particular attorney. I didn't really mind so I filled out and of course, I got an email from this attorney within 30 minutes. That was quick.

On the subject line, he wrote: Divorce.

Now everytime I opened my gmail account, I saw this word. Divorce. Again and again. My heart pained a little. I wonder when I will get used to it.